SuperTherapist is having a bit of a lie down with a cold compress, the weekend can’t come soon enough! For a guide to interpreting what she’s really saying, look no further:
We need I want
It’s your decision The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want You’ll pay for this later
I’m not upset Of course I’m upset, you moron.
I heard a noise I noticed you were almost asleep.
You have to learn to communicate Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? [Too late, you’re dead.]
I’m not yelling! Yes I am yelling because you’re NOT LISTENING.
…and SuperTherapist has worked out that this is NOT a joke, it’s simply the Truth.