Friday Funnies!


Oh yes, it’s back again – Friday Funnies, and more opportunities for me to ‘treat’ you to my warped humour.  My apologies in advance.

First up, a quick quiz…

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they ‘slept like a baby’ when babies wake up like every two hours?

Why is ‘bra’ singular and ‘panties’ plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why, when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Our manager is keen to help us develop teamwork – perhaps this would work?

The loaded mini-van pulled in to the only remaining campsite. Four children leaped from the vehicle and began feverishly unloading gear and setting up the tent. The boys rushed to gather firewood, while the girls and their mother set up the camp stove and cooking utensils.

A nearby camper marveled to the youngsters’ father, “That, sir, is some display of teamwork.”

The father replied, “I have a system. No one goes to the bathroom until the camp is set up.”

Oh, I forgot – that’s why meetings are so long.  (on a more serious note: this is a good, albeit simplistic, paper on teamwork in health settings)

’nuff for today, except to leave you with something from my travels in Molesworth Station.

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