Today it’s wet and horrid outside, so a quick visit to some cheerful spots might help prepare for the weekend.
So bad you have to laugh!
And finally for today:
see more Lolcats and funny pictures
And a couple of new pharmaceuticals you might look for on your next trip to the pharmacy…
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn’t wait till they moved out!
ST. MOMMA’S WORT
Plant extract that treats mom’s depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, “You make me want to be a better person.”
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.
Relieves headache caused by a man who can’t remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators
When administered to a boyfriend/husband/significant other, provides the same irritation level as nagging, without opening your mouth.