Friday Funnies!

Yes, I’ve been good this week, and I have given myself TWO WHOLE DAYS off work!
To reward yourself, take the following with a glass of water, and lie down.

Can you tell I have a teenager?

It’s true you know.

Friday Funnies

Husband 1.0
Tech Support
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Subject: Service guide for husbands
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such [...]

Friday funnies!

It’s Canterbury Anniversary Day today, so the neighbourhood is all quiet, and it’s a beautiful day outside.  Forgive the dreadful funnies today – groan-inducing I know!

Friday funnies – and a trip around the web

Another week has flown by, and yet it doesn’t seem any closer to summer although Christmas is most definitely on its way, if the shops have anything to do with it!! The weekend is nigh, and it’s freezing cold outside, and I have a ton of work to do, but firstly, Friday funnies to [...]

It must be time for Friday Funnies!

I can heave a sigh of relief, because draft number two (hopefully final draft) of the PhD proposal is off to be reviewed…if I only didn’t ask so many questions of myself I’m sure it would be easier!
So, time to chill out and bit and start the process of relaxing before Labour Weekend.

Friday funnies!

It’s nearly Labour Weekend in NZ, time for all good DIYers to get their projects up and running.  For inspiration, you might like these…

And if none of those tickle your fancy, think about one of these as a weekend project.

Yes, they’re cakes. Not for the faint-hearted or those with hand tremors.
Finally, if you want [...]

Friday funnies!

It’s that time again – winding down for the weekend after a busy few days. This weekend I’m heading to the hills where apparently it’s snowing again (this is SPRING folks!).
We’re going to a place called ‘the retreat’ which is in behind Lake Coleridge – no electricity, no phone coverage, no nothing!
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Oh [...]

Friday funnies

This from Manly Jack…
Always remember you’re unique. Just like everyone else.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

If you think nobody cares whether you’re alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a [...]

A LOLcat weekend

Mebbee dey mennt liddle horses?
350 horsies can do much more work than one silly lil truck.
Ehn. I see yer problem right here – there’re no horses in this enjin.
also, there’s no hay for them either.

Step on me I kill u

Musta ported in from da 1970’s…
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Shooda used da teleporter
Have a [...]

Friday Funnies!

It’s that time again! Welcome to your weekend preparation – hope you have a good one!

Can you tell what sort of week I’ve had?  The best thing though is this – Sheba!